Wednesday, January 30, 2008

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A choir that planned to sing a list of complaints about life in Singapore cancelled its performances after the city-state banned its foreign members from singing, organizers said on Saturday.

The 60-member "complaints choir", a concept that originated from two Finnish artists, was scheduled to perform at a weekend festival but authorities granted a performance license on the condition that the foreigners would not participate.

below are the lyrics and video

We get fined for almost anything
Drivers won't give chance when you want to change lane
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you

When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I'm stuck with my parents till I'm 35
Cause I can't apply for HDB
We don't recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

What's wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you're not the best
Then you're just one of the rest

My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What's not expressly permitted
is prohibited


When I'm hungry at the food court, I see
People chope seats with their tissue paper
To the auntie staying upstairs:
Your laundry's dripping on my bed sheets
Please don't squat on the toilet seats
And don't clip your nails on MRT

Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty five
to collect CPF?


Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared to die)
Singaporeans too kiabor! (scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)


Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool (and pee too)
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train

Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc, en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me


There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bald?

At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?

People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches
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Posted by b3r at 3:30 PM

last night, not a good night..

恋爱是两个人的事 牵手或分手 双方都有责任

Que sera sera

On Friday, i am really happy that she bought me a pair of shorts even though she got no $ left.
really appreciate it.

Posted by b3r at 2:53 PM

Saturday, January 19, 2008

its a bad day

last night.. bad night.. there r some indifferences in life that we cant came upon to but i hope we could work it out..

Posted by b3r at 6:47 PM

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


my tudi verry kan jong! tio sexposed..

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Posted by b3r at 8:24 PM

Saturday, January 05, 2008

its a bad Night

hais... its a bad day.. after sending her home.. at her house downstairs.. i met with an car was buang :(
ke lian de wo.. but nevertheless. i enjoy the day with her

Posted by b3r at 3:55 AM

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Its has been a long time..

It is a very long time since i have blog. its a feelings of my thoughts.
few 2 or 3 ppl knows abt it. you guys should feel honored hor!

actually what makes me blog is that she finally came back,

after 5yrs... its such a long wait...she's like a tattoo in my heart.

we watched the golden compass..followed by warlords. she hold my hands :)

whats next? hope it will be better everyday

and 29dec is a special day..yao yao yao ? :X

Last but not least.. HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

Posted by b3r at 6:06 AM